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05/30/11--02:57: The meeting (chan 1391380)

An urgent of marketing girls click-clacked its way to the boardroom. All coffee-arm and wearing slightly varying shades of beige ladies trench coats and shiny black heels. All competing with each other under a thin veil of niceties and faux … Continue reading →


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06/02/11--12:13: The secret garden (chan 1391380)

When I arrived home after my most pleasurable stroll along the canal after work, I looked out the kitchen window. There was a plump adult fox asleep in my back garden. Earlier in the year I saw two foxes sitting … Continue reading →


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06/08/11--11:46: The Man in the Pink Shirt – Part 3 (chan 1391380)

Read Part One here and Part Two here Joseph woke up late. Fuck. Fuck it. It was 9am. What the fuck. He decided fuck it. He wasn’t going to chance life in jail over the murder of some selfish asshole in … Continue reading →


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06/17/11--03:39: Summering (chan 1391380)

I’ve delegated my affairs to the staff at HM Holdings International. Instructions have been explicitly detailed. The gardener has been briefed. The windows have been shuttered. Perishables have been eaten or given away. I shall be on my Dalmatian coast … Continue reading →


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06/28/11--04:22: Airport Security (chan 1391380)

So you’re having your bag rummaged through like a little girl trying to get the ring from a Halloween braic and they find a tin containing 115g of hard wax hair product. They say you can’t bring it through and … Continue reading →


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06/30/11--04:23: Kill someone for only $5M! Call today! (chan 1391380)

The cash strapped North Korean government has decided to implement an idea first mooted by a prominent politician in the US state of Florida some years ago. For a fee of $5 million, you get to shoot dead a convicted … Continue reading →


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07/07/11--05:28: Foot long (chan 1391380)

Three abreast they approach. Same haircuts, same shirts, same trousers, same lazy taste in music. Masters of their lunchtime these mere boys from the insurance office somewhere in some nearby life sucking cubicle hell. Out here on the street they … Continue reading →


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08/29/11--06:23: Ophelia (chan 1391380)

I’m at a crossroads. Or maybe a T-Junction. I don’t want to talk about work but it’s the thing which is occupying my mind most. Big changes are happening. All of my own doing but not necessarily with a particular … Continue reading →


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10/10/11--03:30: Occupied (chan 1391380)

Well where have I been and what am I doing? I’m studying a part-time degree and I’m trying to set up a new business at the same time. Which is crazy. So I’ve little time left for the luxury of … Continue reading →


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11/07/11--13:06: O-o-nly a woman (chan 1391380)

Saw one of those poor bastards today with a woman’s arse. You know the type. A man with the arse of a woman. A proper woman’s arse and hips. Like they were just stuck on the poor chap some time … Continue reading →


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